the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi 

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via gnarly)

getoffmybloghoe:

some of you need to deep throat a cactus 

(via sassminsterabbey)

sneeply:

thegreat-repetition:

If you’re offended by slut shaming, you’re probably a slut.

this is it. the final frontier of idiocy. i have found it. where’s my medal

(via sassminsterabbey)

meladoodle:

lonelywhiteasian:

babies are so gross man fuck babies

probably not a good idea to fuck babies

(via the-yolocaust)